Looks like the Duckies are following in Mastoli's tradition
This ranks just above the golf cart on the "lame crime" scale. Way to represent the state to the ESPN crew:
"A pair of Oregon Duck fans face felony theft charges for ripping off an oversized mascot head of college football analyst Lee Corso during Saturday’s Civil War in Corvallis, state police said Monday."
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scotty256
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There was a time where such hijinks would have been understood to be a prank.
I wish it were still true. This is objectively funny, but people have to get all “see what I mean about Ducks” about it. So, any time someone does something stupid while they’re drunk, am I supposed to go all “drunk 3-point stance, such a Beav?” Sheesh.
"Beavers? We ain't got no Beavers. We don't need no Beavers! I don't have to show you any stinkin' Beavers!"
by BigGreenWreckingMachine on Dec 7, 2025 11:05 PM PST reply actions
But that's our job! :p
Of course every school has its player and fan segments that will get into trouble, hence my golf cart reference.
by scotty256 on Dec 8, 2025 2:54 AM PST up reply actions
Those bastards should get kicked off the team too.
It’s spelled "S-H-U-C-A-N-T-W-I-N-T-H-E-W-A-C"
by JShufelt on Dec 8, 2025 7:47 AM PST reply actions











