Eleven Trojans not enough for 5 linemen and Jacquizz .... CV3000's take on OSU/USC

by CV3000 on Sep 29, 2008 7:04 PM PDT in Propaganda

Another game against the Trojans, another decisive victory over Oregon State's ONLY true rival. CV3000 shares his thoughts as only he can:

It sure was nice to play the trojans with our starting tailback for the first itme in 3 years. Like it matters.
Who needs a fullback when a 175 pound receiver can go in motion and just teacup Everson Griffen every time? KE=mV^2, baby!!
Hats off to James, Shane and Sammie for their spectacular blocking. I have never seen receivers take care of defensive ends, etc. quite like that.
Faking the flysweep worked excellently to set a blocker into the interior of the defense or to seal the ends on some sweet crack backs. The Beavers were using H-backs, James, Sammie, and Shane in motion from every formation and every direction to block defenders mostly at right angles on the inside zone play. USC had no answer for it, and the Beavers kept running the same 2 running plays over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
And over again.
And then again.
That was USC's Super Bowl.
The reason that we should be optimistic about this being the identity of the offense: running plays were simply NOT called early in the Stanford or Penn State games. Look at the film if you doubt this statement. If you can run down USC's throat, you can run down anyone's throat.
The reason that we should be optimistic about this being the identity of the defense: we've always known that this was our fastest defense ever, and they only conducted 3 full-contact practices before the season--so...fi-nal-ly they have some practice at tackling. (Unfortunately, it's 4 games into the season.)
A duck friend of mine texted me before the game: "over/under on concussions to quizz = 1.5." In retrospect, it's always hilarious to trash talk on a day when your players are in the news for making a high speed meth run down to springfield and crashing into a car with a 1 year old passenger. That's FUN-NY/SAD!!!!
I LOVE that the ESPN ticker had this at the bottom of the screen all game long. That's HIL-AR-I-OUS/DISGUSTING!!!!
My pregame reply: "Welllll, he doesn't play qb at oregon, so you must mean touchdowns?" Meanwhile, Taylor Mays, Bryan Cushing, and Rey Malalalalalalala left the game with injuries: Mays was coughing up blood, Cushing broke a bone in his hand, and Mala-beluga had a real bad case of loser's limp.
Rumor has it that MalaWallaWalla's loser's limp was almost as bad as the rest of the team's jock itch during fall camp. Key word: almost.
However, we wish Rey Maualuga the best. Knee sprains are no laughing matter, and we hope the remainder of his college and NFL career is prosperous.
Sorry, duckies, according to the Ducksportsnews people, Reser is just as loud as Thomas J Autzen (OSU alumni) Stadium but with 10,000 fewer (smarter, more dentally endowed) people....and you still haven't won at Reser in a generation.

Since half of our readers are (jealous) duck fans (but at least they're in the minority of them who can read): Good luck this weekend, but your defense just doesn't have the caliber of athletes or the speed to contain USC, in the way that Oregon State always contains their rival year to year. And your offense just doesn't have the talent at running back, quarterback, offensive line, receiver, or head coach that OSU has. So it's going to be a long afternoon for our little sisters. Will Allowalotti be able to keep the Meth-gene All Stars within 40 points?

Meth-gene's Speed Racing All-Stars

Hey, at least our win gives our little sisters a little, tiny, tiny, tiny shred of unrealistic hope? So... you got that going for you, which is nice.

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SYMPTOMS OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM

http://www.jobbankusa.com/lowse.html

Habitually puts others down.
Focuses on the past.
Overly sensitive to criticism, but overly critical of others.
Has exaggerated responses to defeats or disappointments; wants to be perfect, but sees self as far from perfect.
Frequently boasts; exaggerates successes to cover up feelings of inadequacy.
Eager to please; strong need for approval and constant support.
Neglects physical appearance to an extreme degree.
Low level of self-awareness; uses lots of energy to maintain a false image.
Psychologically isolated; lacks a supportive network.
Has frequent psychosomatic complaints.

Feels the need to shout “Mommy look at me. Look how good I did!” (okay I added that one)

Once again…sad that Duck fans continually say “awesome game Beavs” and one person can’t write one thing without bringing the Ducks into it. I’m sure it makes you feel good though CV, and that’s all that really matters…right?

I like the yellow helmets!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 29, 2008 8:52 PM PDT 0 recs

Sorry MarineCorpsDuck

But not a single Duck fan has said “congratulations good job”
That’s what pisses me off most
Because Duck fans ROUTINELY comment on how we are “little brother” and they are “Beaver fans when not playing the Ducks” yet when we beat the #1 TEAM IN THE NATION Duck fans start commenting on how they are going to beat USC and how much stronger their team is than our team and what we all did wrong and how beating USC was a fluke. Watch the game again Duckies, it was no fluke. We flat out simply outplayed SC. They had no answer for Quizz, and their offense had no answer for our D.
That’s my rant. Go Beavs
Good luck against SC this week. You’re running into a buzz saw.

The Artist Formerly Known as OrState GoBeavs

by The VD Special on Sep 29, 2008 11:01 PM PDT 0 recs

Sorry VD, you're wrong on this one

But not a single Duck fan has said "congratulations good job". That’s what pisses me off most

VD, you’re killing me. Normally I find your comments level-headed and your criticism well founded. Please don’t go down the dark road. There are enough people on both blogs doing it. See below for examples where AtQ bloggers congratulated the Beavs on the win against USC

Also, of course Duck fans are trying to get hyped up for the game. We have USC THIS WEEK and want to beat them just as badly as you guys wanted to. For you guys, the upcoming weeks will prove if USC is a fluke or if Penn State was the fluke. I have maintained that OSU is built to beat a pro-style team like USC, just like USC is built to beat a team like Ohio State. You went out, executed and won the game. Stop getting your panties in a wad because the jury is still out. More than duck fans are saying it was a fluke. You guys botched the job at Stanford and Penn State to start the year. If you beat Stanford and make it respectable against Penn State, people wouldn’t be saying anything regarding flukes and the Beavs. Your season starts anew now. Go out and prove you belong there and that Penn State was the Fluke. I think you guys can do it.

Utah is a tough test, don’t take them lightly. They are a different animal and play more to your weaknesses than USC did

Jshufelt, We did it. Who thought we couldn’t – “Your Boys Deserve a Steak Dinner”
http://www.buildingthedam.com/2008/9/25/622273/we-did-it-who-thought-we-c#

dvieira, They didn’t hide what they were doing… – “Congratulations from Duck Nation on the huge win!”
http://www.buildingthedam.com/2008/9/26/622557/they-didn-t-hide-what-the#comments

JShufelt, Beaver Gameday Open Thread – “Nicely done beavers!”
http://www.buildingthedam.com/2008/9/25/621775/beaver-gameday-open-thread#comments

MarineCorpsDuck, Beaver Gameday Open Thread – “Yes, congrats on the win”
http://www.buildingthedam.com/2008/9/25/621775/beaver-gameday-open-thread#comments

jtlight, Beaver Gameday Open Thread – “Congrats Beavs. Great win. Shocking. Amazing. Great job.”
http://www.buildingthedam.com/2008/9/25/621775/beaver-gameday-open-thread#comments

dvieira, Beaver Gameday Open Thread – “Here here! Great win!”
http://www.buildingthedam.com/2008/9/25/621775/beaver-gameday-open-thread#comments

jtlight, Beaver Gameday Open Thread – “Enjoy it Beavs. You guys earned it!”
http://www.buildingthedam.com/2008/9/25/621775/beaver-gameday-open-thread#comments

--Dominic

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Sep 29, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up 1 recs

Wow. The links. I mean, sweet holy Barabus is that a task and a half right there.

by ArbyOSU on Sep 30, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up 0 recs

He asked dude

He was just pointing it out.

Your friendly neighborhood placekicker.

by butthol on Sep 30, 2008 8:18 AM PDT up 0 recs

Hmmm

I also saw all the posts below that dviera is referencing and that’s what I was thinking about. Do you care to revise the “not a single Duck fan” comment? If some idiot Duck fans are saying stupid ish like “beating USC was a fluke” I can’t control that…just like I dont hold you, as a Beav fan, accountable for stupid shit that CV3000 says. The Beavs manhandled USC…punched them in the mouth. There was NOTHING fluking about that win. That was big boy football. My only point here is that CV can’t do ANYTHING without having to compare it to the Ducks. I think it’s sad that in this moment of glory for the program he has to do that. I always respect your writing and opinion…and when YOU talk shit I don’t care because you are capable of attaining an accomplishment without having to say “AND the Ducks suck” afterwards.

I like the yellow helmets!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 30, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up 1 recs

Everytime I read CV3000 posts

I read it with Stuart from MadTV’s voice.

Your friendly neighborhood placekicker.

by butthol on Sep 30, 2008 8:21 AM PDT 0 recs

MadTV?

Worst. Saw that “Stuart” sketch once and immediately thought it was a cheap, cheap rip-off of SNL’s “Simon” sketch with Mike Myers, which was actually funny, not creepy and gross.

God I hated Mad TV. It’s off the air, right?

by ArbyOSU on Oct 3, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up 0 recs

Seriously

I was up on my feet rooting for the beavs in that one. Totally dominant effort on their part. And I for one don’t expect to come out of LA this weekend with a win. I hope but don’t expect.
Well done boys

by echris on Sep 30, 2008 8:58 AM PDT 0 recs

I can only hope as well

I hope that Belotti and Alotti learn from game film. I watched that entire game on TV and was amazed at how well the Beavs had an answer for anything that USC did. I appreciate the win for the Beavs but I am pissed that you pissed them off for us!

I think that the logic of this we can all agree on…

You can’t spell SUCK without USC…

by 071903 on Sep 30, 2008 9:20 AM PDT 0 recs

I'll redact my statement

Seeing all those different links. However, go to the ESPN blogs or listen to 95.5, especially the Bald Faced Truth, and it had nothing but Duck fans saying the opposite. I believe one comment on 95.5 was from a Duck fan that said something along the lines of “UO has a superior rushing game to USC” (this was in reference to who would win the Civil War, for those of you who were listening last Friday). I guess what shocked me is I didn’t know UO had as many All-Americans on both the OLine and at RB as USC (please sense the sarcasm). Anyways, back to my original comment, I’ll take it back. But also please understand that little bro is growing up, and if UO isn’t careful, may soon overtake the Duckies.

The Artist Formerly Known as OrState GoBeavs

by The VD Special on Sep 30, 2008 10:33 AM PDT 0 recs

Well...

Those duck fans are asshats.

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Sep 30, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up 0 recs

Irrational Fans...

Both teams have them. Especially the ones that are just now jumping aboard either bandwagon. I think I hate the Duck idiot fans MORE than the Beav idiot fans. You get joe shmoe casual Duck fan that’s a moron and doesn’t even watch the games that calls into the BFT and spouts off on an idiotic rant. I want to scream at them to STFU and stop embarrassing our entire fan base.

Once again VD, you prove that YOU are rational. (Can you HONESTLY see CV taking something back lol?) I can see how “little bro is growing up, and if UO isn’t careful, may soon overtake the Duckies”, but don’t you think that fans like CV constantly acting like the little brother that doesn’t get enough attention hurts that progression?

I like the yellow helmets!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 30, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up 0 recs

Thanks (hopefully)?

We might end up thanking the Beavs for beating the crap out of the Trojans, too! It might not end up meaning anything, but looks like there’s a ton of question marks.

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/pac10/0-2-198/USC-s-Griffen—Spicer-demoted.html?post=true

I like the yellow helmets!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 30, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up 0 recs

Uh, why would CV3000 need to "take something back?"

Everything that I write can ALWAYS be EASILY verified.

I’m still waiting to figure out why you don’t like me so much, but then I realized that the Marines are those little “can’t handle the truth” guys from that one movie a long time ago.

Hey, duckies, we’re sorry that USC is our main rival now. Grow up. Get over it. Our little sisters are cute with their little costumes, but they’re no threat on an actual football field. That’s why they’ve only finished ahead of OSU twice in the past EIGHT years. Enjoy your annual fade.

by CV3000 on Sep 30, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up 0 recs

I don't know why I even bother, but...

“…only finished ahead of OSU twice in the past EIGHT years. Enjoy your annual fade.” You do realize that when you say this, you’re saying that the Ducks fade SO BADLY and suck SO MUCH that we end up tied with you. You realize that right?

I think you should concentrate on the good things the Beavs are doing. Constantly comparing yourself to Oregon and trying to step all over the Ducks just to make you look better comes off as desparate.

SYMPTOMS OF LOW SELF-ESTEEM
http://www.jobbankusa.com/lowse.html

I like the yellow helmets!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 30, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up 0 recs

That which angers you controls you.

Sorry that you’re so angry at me.

God loves you.

by CV3000 on Oct 1, 2008 1:12 AM PDT up 0 recs

Hey, duckies, we’re sorry that USC is our main rival now.

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Because I’m sure you really do believe that.

Right?

Oh… wait…

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Sep 30, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up 1 recs

Nice...

That looks REALLY easy to verify.

I like the yellow helmets!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 30, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up 0 recs

DUH.

We already beat USC this year.

So….what’s your point??

by CV3000 on Oct 1, 2008 12:58 AM PDT up 0 recs

You can’t be serious…

… are you serious?

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-e-l-t"

by JShufelt on Oct 1, 2008 7:27 AM PDT up 0 recs

You know what's funny?

I’ve been a duck fan for about 11 years, really since I entered college. The first time I heard the “little bro” comments or anything remotely negative about the Beavers was from Beaver fans themselves. The conversation went something like this.

me – “Hey! Oregon State has a big game this weekend! I’m sure you guys will win”
OSU Fan – “Oh it will be a blowout. You going to watch little brother win?”
me – “huh? Who?”
OSU Fan – “You know, since all duck fans think of us as ‘little brother’”?
me – “What are you talking about?”

I work here in Corvallis and it is amazing how many Beaver fans will come up to me and say “hey, did you watch ‘little brother’ beat up on big bad USC? I bet you didn’t because we aren’t your true rivals”. Now I know this may be common in other circles but as a relatively newer duck fan, I never knew all of the “nicknames” that Oregon had for the Oregon State program until Beaver fans “educated” me. Even my friends from college hadn’t heard these names until I mentioned them in passing. In each case, they said something to the effect of “that’s dumb”.

I listened to some of that BFT program last friday on the way back to Eugene. You have to admit that the whole format of that program is to stir up shit between people. They were trying to get the extreme from both sides of the aisle to call in and make the show interesting. I heard ridiculous comments from both sides. I wouldn’t hang my hat on what fans of 95.5 say as representative of Duck Nation.

--Dominic

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Sep 30, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up 0 recs

i love reading CV3000

just because he is really good at ruffling people’s feathers. Some good commentary on the game with some potshots taken at Oregon. Seriously what else do you guys expect from him?

Woof

by Charles Barkley McLovin on Sep 30, 2008 3:32 PM PDT 0 recs

I’m sure CV3000 would talk exactly the same way he does on these message boards about the Marines as he would standing in front of one.

I really cannot understand where he gets all the rage from. Did he record the student section from the Duck UCLA game from multiple angles, replace his name with Kevin Love’s listen to it over and over before each post?

He doesn’t even consider us rivals anymore… which doesn’t really bother me because we’re apparently more concerned with the Huskies.

Maybe he has daddy issues

by DeltaDuck on Sep 30, 2008 6:48 PM PDT 0 recs

Kudos...

You managed to post a really, really strange comment here. I mean, you open with an offhand blurb about the Marines and follow it up with some awkward stuff about a mystery recording involving the Pit Crew and Kevin Love… Well done, sir.

by ArbyOSU on Oct 3, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up 0 recs

CV3000 does talk that way to Marines.

Most of my non-OSU, non-work, non-former roommate friends are former United States Marines.

Anyways, my dad called me to let me know about your response. He thought it was funny and wanted to know what they were?

CV3000 has no rage, he is the everlasting orange love. Know peace. Join the Glorious Orange Revolution, Comrade.

by CV3000 on Oct 1, 2008 1:17 AM PDT 0 recs

HOLY CRAP

I just realized that you DID IT! You made a comment of decent length without one mention of the Ducks! Nice work dude. Although it’s probably better for your health to concentrate on talking smack to the Ducks than to the Marines. And I don’t hate you. I don’t even know you. I totally expect potshots and some smack talk. My point is that other writers (Jake, VD) don’t let the Ducks consume them. It’s a moot point now though, considering that you’ve moved your “everlasting orange love” on to your new rivals.

“…he is everlasting orange love”? That just painted a whole new, slightly more disturbing picture of CV in my mind lol. Good luck with your new rival!

I like the yellow helmets!

by MarineCorpsDuck on Oct 1, 2008 6:20 AM PDT up 0 recs

The Ducks do consume me

I just know you won’t take anything I write seriously if I write it on here. But you should hear the stuff I say off line.

I hate you fuckers :-D

The Artist Formerly Known as OrState GoBeavs

by The VD Special on Oct 2, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up 0 recs

::hugs::

Yaaay!

It's spelled "S-h-u-f-a-i-l"

by JShufelt on Oct 2, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up 0 recs

We all knew you could do it CV3000

But your mention of everlasting orange love and knowing peace sounds a little too much like the boys from Eugene… Did JShufelt sneak his way onto CV’s profile and write that???

The Artist Formerly Known as OrState GoBeavs

by The VD Special on Oct 2, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up 0 recs