Despite selecting Jake Luton with the 189th overall pick in the NFL draft, the Jacksonville Jaguars are still planning on using Gardner Minshew as their starting quarterback. That makes sense, Minshew of course has experience, and performed well during his rookie season. With The Good Place having aired its series finale months ago, Minshew is now the public face of the franchise.
If Luton wants to compete with Gardner, not just on the field but in the hearts and minds of Jacksonvillians, the face is what he needs to focus on. Minshew is beloved not just for his skills and swagger, but for his signature mustache. Jake already has some facial hair, but if he’s going to be a starter, he’ll need to up his game..
I have used the magic of the photo editing software I downloaded and learned to use 90 minutes ago to provide some suggestions.
For when Higgins isn’t getting the job done.
For when you need a little continental sophistication.
For when you need the right man to finish the job.
For when it’s the right thing to do.
For when you need someone to be your Huckleberry.
The Varmint Hunter
For when you knew you should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
Since Getty Images doesn’t have any good photos of Friedrich Nietzsche or Errol Flynn, that’s all I’ve got for now. If you have any opinions on what Jake Luton should do with his facial hair, let us know in the comments.