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#5 Sparky - Arizona State
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Probably the mascot most likely to give their head coach nightmares (sorry Herm). He makes this list solely based on the fact that he carries a trident and if we learned anything from Brick Tamland it’s that you can do a lot of damage with a trident.
#4 Swoop - Utah
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Hawks are some of the most badass creatures on the planet. I have no idea why the Utes mascot is a hawk, but I also don’t know what a Ute is. Anyway hawks are badass and so Swoop makes this list and would reach number 1 if he were a real hawk.
#3 Pistol Pete - Ok State
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Juuuust kidding, we all know the true mascot for Oklahoma State is the glorious mane that rests upon the top of Mike Gundy’s head. Yes, you have to endure some more of my mullet obsession, but don’t worry the Oklahoma State game will be done soon and there is no way I wont be fired for posts like this before they make their return trip. Just look at it in all it’s glory!
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#2 Harry? - Washington
Ok so honestly I’m not sure what this dogs name is, the dude is the husky costume is named Harry, but this doggo here is a very very good boy and deserves to be on this list. He may be #2 on the list, but he is #1 in my heart.
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#1 Vili The Warrior - Hawaii
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This guy is intimidating as hell. I am pretty sure he can end your life with a look. When Chuck Norris goes to bed at night he checks his closest for Vili The Warrior. He gets the #1 spot on this list cause I don’t want to upset him.
Honorable mention- Oskie (Cal), that stupid tree (Stanford), Musty (Cal Poly) , Joe Bruin (UCLA) Wilber and WIlma (Arizona) and Butch (WSU)