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BTD’s Pac-12 Football All-Name Selections: Washington Schools

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Our final installment of the All-Name Team comes down the the Apple Cup

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Welcome to Building the Dam’s second installment of Pac-12 Football’s All-Name Selections. This list is done in the spirit of Chris Berman’s nicknames he used to give football players in the NFL. If you missed out on all the great (or terrible) names from a couple years ago, here’s a link. This time we’ll spread the teams out by region, cause hey, it’s summer and we gotta milk this for all it’s worth. Enjoy this selection of the best names in Pac-12 football today.


Washington

Elijah “Clay” Molden - DB

Benning “You Say Potato, I say” Potoa’e - LB

Marquis “Football” Spiker - WR

Joe “I’m” Tryon “Jennifer” - LB

Miki Ah “Bless” You - LB

Quinten Pounds “the Ball”- WR

Julius “I Was a G Away From a Basketball Player” Irvin - DB

“Living in a” Van “Down by the” Soderberg “River” - K

Draco “Definitely a Slytherin” Bynum - DL

Chase “Huzzah” Skuza - OL

Kamari “Not So” Pleasant - RB

Noah “Can I Get a” Hellyer - OL


Washington State

Davontavean “One Word” Martin - WR

John “My Daddy is Drew” Bledsoe - QB

Brandon Arconado “and Toast” - WR

Bryce Beekman“s World” - DB

Gatlin “Gun” Grisso - DB

Max Borghi “the Corgi” - RB

Cole “Du hast” Dubots - RB

Patrick “Ain’t Got” Nunn - DB

Jack “Stuffed Animal” Crane - K

“Bring the” Justus Rogers - LB

“Momma Says I’m a” Blessing Leiato - RB

Karson “I Play Defense Cause I Can’t” Block - LB

Ricky Baker “the Tackle Maker” - LB

Austin “the Knock-Off Aston” Martin - OL

Lucas “I Love” Bacon - WR

Brandon “Fifty Shades of” Gray - WR

“My Grandpa’s a Cowboy” Will Rodgers III - DL

“Boat” Rudder Romo - DL


Did we miss any? Or do you have a clever alternative to any of the above? If so, please share in the comments! We still got some time to waste before football season kicks off! If you missed out on our selections from other schools released so far, check them out in the link below.

Arizona Schools

Bay Area Schools

Mountain Schools

Oregon Schools

Southern California Schools