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BTD’s Pac-12 Football All-Name Selections: Southern Cal Schools

The schools from Los Angeles get mocked up next in our list

NCAA Football: Southern California at UCLA Richard Mackson-USA TODAY Sports

Welcome to Building the Dam’s second installment of Pac-12 Football’s All-Name Selections. This list is done in the spirit of Chris Berman’s nicknames he used to give football players in the NFL. If you missed out on all the great (or terrible) names from a couple years ago, here’s a link. This time we’ll spread the teams out by region, cause hey, it’s summer and we gotta milk this for all it’s worth. Enjoy this selection of the best names in Pac-12 football today.


Colson “It’s Hot in Here, So” Yankoff “All Your Clothes - QB

“It’s Not Cotton, It’s” Kazmeir Allen - RB

Cole “None the” Kinder - RB

Chase Cota “Hanger” - WR

Delon Hurt “A Lot” - WR

Baraka “Mortal Kombat” Beckett - OL

“I’m the” Boss Tagaloa - OL

Datona “500” Jackson - DL

Demetric “System is Superior” Felton - WR

“I Have” Josh Woods - LB


Jack Sears “Sucker” - QB

Thomas “I Throw a Lot of” Fitts - K

Ralen Goforth “and Don’t Come Back” - LB

Ben “Pimpin’ Ain’t” Easington - RB

Alijah Vera-”Mother”-Tucker - OL

Liam “Made of” Douglass - OL

Trevor “Rainbow” Trout - DE

Jude “Hungry Like the” Wolf - TE

Did we miss any? Or do you have a clever alternative to any of the above? If so, please share in the comments! We still got some time to waste before football season kicks off! If you missed out on our selections from other schools released so far, check them out in the link below.

Arizona Schools

Bay Area Schools

Mountain Schools

Oregon Schools