BTD’s Pac-12 Football All-Name Selections: Bay Area Schools

Welcome to Building the Dam’s second installment of Pac-12 Football’s All-Name Selections. This list is done in the spirit of Chris Berman’s nicknames he used to give football players in the NFL. If you missed out on all the great (or terrible) names from a couple years ago, here’s a link. This time we’ll spread the teams out by region, cause hey, it’s summer and we gotta milk this for all it’s worth. Enjoy this selection of the best names in Pac-12 football today.

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California

Devon Modster - QB

Henry “Bazooka” Bazakas - OL

Joseph “I hear” Ogunbanjo“s” - LB

Ben “the Cow” Moos - LB

Cameron Goode “Tooshoo” - LB

Evan “First Blood Part II” Rambo - LB

Evan “Don’t Be a” Tattersall - LB

“Always a” Gentle Williams - OL

Evan “Hail to the” King - WR

Poutasi Poutasi “the Lineman So Nice They Named Him Twice” - OL

Jake “Cat’s Got You By the” Tonges - LB

Evan “Leave It to” Weaver - LB

Gabe Cherry “Pie” - DE

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Stanford

Scooter “Sasha” Harrington - TE

“Little” Bo Peek - DL

Branson “Don’t Wanna” Bragg - OL

Justus “in the” Woods - RB

Harry “Use the” Schwarts - WR

Jacob Mangum- “Near and” -Farrar - LB

Trevor “Rise to New” Speights - RB

Cameron Scarlett “Letter” - RB

Houston “We Have a Problem” Heimuli - FB

Ryan “Meep Meep” Beecher - LB

Walker “It’s a” Little “Ironic” - OL

Grant “Child” Pease - OL

“Ink” Jet Toner - K

“Finishing Move” Thunder Keck - LB

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Did we miss any? Or do you have a clever alternative to any of the above? If so, please share in the comments! We still got some time to waste before football season kicks off! If you missed out on our selections from other schools released so far, check them out in the link below.

Arizona Schools