BTD’s Pac-12 Football All-Name Selections: Arizona Schools

Welcome to Building the Dam’s second installment of Pac-12 Football’s All-Name Selections. This list is done in the spirit of Chris Berman’s nicknames he used to give football players in the NFL. If you missed out on all the great (or terrible) names from a couple years ago, here’s a link. This time we’ll spread the teams out by region, cause hey, it’s summer and we gotta milk this for all it’s worth. Enjoy this selection of the best names in Pac-12 football today.

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Arizona

Stanley “Straw” Berryhill II - WR

Boobie “Milk” Curry - WR

Rhett “My Daddy Used To Be the Coach” Rodriguez - QB

Brian “Nerves of” Casteel - WR

Colin Schooler “of Hard Knocks” - LB

Day Day “Man, Fighter of the Night Night Man” Coleman - LB

Chacho “Cheese” Ulloa - DB

“T” Rexx Tessler - LB

“Not” My-King Johnson - DE

“Let’s Kick It Up a Notch” Bam Smith - RB

Rourke “Hey, Play” Freeburg - DB

Jon Jacobs “Jingleheimer Schmidt” - OL

Richard Merrit “Badge” - LB

Mykee “No Likey” Irving - OL

Paiton “Got No” Fears “Except for Fear Itself. And Spiders” - OL

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Arizona State

Willie “Kingdom” Harts - DB

Evan “Play the” Fields - DB

Kobe “Too Short for Basketball” Williams - DB

Tyler Whiley “Coyote” - LB

Preston Liger“s and Tions” - DB

Michael “It’s Nobody’s Business but the” Turk - P

Timarcus “or is it Marcustim?” Davis - DB

Merlin “Wizard” Robertson - LB

Dillon Sterling-“Silver”-Cole - QB

Kyle “I got” Soelle “But I’m Not a Soldier” - LB

Demetrious “Stop and Smell the” Flowers - RB

Case “Down the” Hatch - LB

Steven Miller “Band” - OL

“I’m Not a Running Back” Erik Dickerson - LS

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Did we miss any? Or do you have a clever alternative to any of the above? If so, please share in the comments! We still got some time to waste before football season kicks off!