This summer, Oregon State safety Lance Mitchell is writing a blog for osubeavers.com. Knowing that the Ducks can't be out-done by anything the Beavers do, Oregon running back Lache Seastrunk decided that it was time he wrote a blog. Below is his first entry, which seems to be based on Mitchell's Q&A series with members of the OSU Football team.
For my first post, I wanted to interview a member of our great team. There are so many people here with great character that love to follow rules and laws that I figured it would be great for you guys to get to know them.
Unfortunately, every single player on the team declined my interview request. They said I was a "bad influence", and then they mentioned some "NCAA Violations". Our team is so funny.
So anyway, I figured I would interview myself. I'm a pretty cool guy, so why not? To make it even better, I'll be answering my questions in Eight Ball the Tiger format.
What was the craziest thing that has happened to you while going to UO?
LOTS OF CRAZY STUFF HAS HAPPENED IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN OH WAIT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I MEAN OKAY SO I'LL TELL YOU THIS REPORTER GUY HIS NAME IS LIKE WAN DETZEL IS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO BE INELIGIBLE AND I'M LIKE NO I'M NOT AND HE SAYS WE'VE GOT THANK YOU NOTES THAT SAYS YOU ARE AND I'M LIKE WHAT THANK YOU NOTES AND HE SAYS WILLIE LYLES GAVE THEM TO ME.
AND THEN I'M LIKE I DON'T KNOW A WILLIE LYLES BUT I DO KNOW A GUY NAMED WILL LYLES AND HE DATED MY MOM ONCE AND OH SNAP I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE THAT.
What’s your dream car?
I DON'T HAVE A DREAM CAR BUT I DO HAVE A DREAM SHOE THEY HAVE BENJAMIN FRANKLINS GLUED TO THEM SO I CAN JUST ROLL UP TO THE CLUB WITHOUT ANY CASH AND NOT WORRY BOUT A THING CAUSE I GOT MY BENJAMIN FRANKLIN JORDAN'S AND THERE'S ONLY TWO OF THEM IN THE ENTIRE WORLD AND MY HOMIE PHIL KNIGHT MADE THEM FOR ME SO IT'S ALL GOOD.
Do you have any phobias?
Most embarrassing moment?
What is the funniest prank played on you or by you?
What’s your favorite place on earth?
THE NIKE STORE BECAUSE WHEN I WALKED IN THERE EVERYONE WAS GIVING ME JORDAN'S AND I WAS LIKE WHOA WHOA WHOA IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS AND THEY SAID IT IS CHRISTMAS IN JULY AND I WAS LIKE THEY MOVED IT AND THEY SAID YES AND I'M LIKE THAT'S CHILL AND THEN I WORTE A LETTER TO SANTA AND PHIL KNIGHT TOOK IT TO THE POST OFFICE FOR ME AND SOMEHOW I GOT EVERYTHING I WANTED THAT YEAR.
Do you have any pet peeves?
Who’s the funniest person you know?