UPDATE: Dad3000 will be there!!! I threw down the gauntlet and he simply delivered under pressure.
Okay, so Dad3000 has to get his transmission worked on tomorrow and won't be able to make it up to Portland to watch the game. That's where you and all of your female friends come in.
Come and watch the game at Kay's Bar in Legendary SE Portland: 6903 SE Milwaukie Ave, Portland, OR 97202. It's at the corner of Milwaukie & Bybee in Westmoreland. They have nice flat screen TVs that you can sit close to, and they won't play music over the play by play. Plus, it is non smoking and they have a cute cocktail server.
DO NOT PARK IN THE POST OFFICE PARKING LOT--THEY WILL TOW YOU WITHIN MINUTES.
Lions fans, Beavers fans, even fans of the inferior in-state program who just want to watch a game featuring at least one good team are also welcome. Come on down. CV3000 will be the tall guy with the shaved head.
DO NOT PARK IN THE POST OFFICE PARKING LOT--THEY WILL VAPORIZE YOUR CAR WITHIN SECONDS.
We can watch the game there, or at my house which is very close by. There is a 7-11 a block away that has a really, really good PBR selection--they even have something called PBR Light. Rare indeed.
DO NOT PARK IN THE POST OFFICE PARKING LOT--THEY WILL CASTRATE ALL WHO DO SO.