Bronze Fonz Knows Everything, and you know the rest. via graphics.jsonline.com
- Aaayyy, check out the Beavers' new Reser Stadium and BCS Bowl intro video, on the bottom left!
- Aaayyy, 'owsa 'bout that Cliff Kirkpatrick ? He's been a man all his life! And continues to perform heavy lifting for BtD.
- Whoa! The defense is naked under its clothes. Or something. Not sure how that phrase is supposed to work.
- Whoa! (Double thumbs up) check out the Rodgers'..Rodgerses? Rodgers-i? Uh, Check out James and Jacquizz!
- Yo! Aaayyy!! Do you have any idea what a dirty business you're gettin' into? Check out what the Seattle Chapter of the Ron Mexico Kennel Club have to do to prepare for the chop-blocking ducks.
- Whoa, meeting in my office, right now. Let's talk about Stanford! Correctamundo! They're lookin' good.
- Aaayyy, what's an HD? I'm a throwback 50s character from an 80s television show made of bronze. What's a HD Spread? Why is Penn State using it instead of other better tasting spreads, like butter or mayonnaise?