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BCS Craziness (Part II)

The BCS recently approved 31 Bowls to be played next year. Here is the list, and check out the hunkin' load of advertisements:

  • AutoZone Liberty Bowl
  • Capital One Bowl
  • Champs Sports Bowl
  • Chick-Fil-A Bowl
  • Emerald Bowl
  • Fed Ex Orange Bowl
  • Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl
  • GMAC, Independence Bowl
  • Insight Bowl
  • Pioneer Pure Vision Las Vegas Bowl (!)
  • MasterCard Alamo Bowl
  • Meineke Car Care Bowl
  • MPC Computers Bowl
  • Motor City Bowl
  • Allstate Sugar Bowl
  • Outback Bowl
  • Pacific Life Holiday Bowl
  • Fort Worth Bowl
  • Rose Bowl
  • AT&T Cotton Bowl
  • Hawaii Bowl
  • Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
  • Toyota Gator Bowl
  • Vitalis Sun Bowl
  • New Orleans Bowl

But this one clearly takes the cake:

  • San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl

So, if the BCS plans to make a fool of themselves by ditching the old, classic names, and going with company advertisements, I figured they could use a little help. Here's what I came up with:

  • Buster's Texas Style Barbeque Fillet Mignon Bowl
    Free Steak for all fans if a player is ejected!
  • We Love to See You Smile McDonalds Bowl
    Because College Football could use a smile or two. We'll even pump that great smell of our French Fries right into the stadium!
  • Rasing the Bowl presented by Cingular
    It's about time Cingular just bought a bowl and stopped airing so many dang commercials.
  • Just Do It Bowl
    Translation: Get the freaking bowl over with, who cares about two 6-6 teams.
  • You're in Good Hands Bowl
    Until that 425 offensive lineman gets a hold of you.
  • You're in Good Hands Bowl
    Until that 425 offensive lineman gets a hold of you.
  • Zoom Zoom Bowl Presented by Mazda
    Commentators will drool when they find out this is the Bowl they're assigned to. "Welcome to the Zoom Zoom Bowl presented by Mazda where it's a clear 72 degrees..."
  • I'm Lovin' It Bowl
    `Cause we all really do love football...
  • You've Got Mail Bowl
    "That QB got mailed on that last play..."

Aaand... Cut.