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Breaking News: Terror Alert in Eugene

Eugene, OR - - University of Oregon football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Mike Bellotti immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE . Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

I don't know about you, but that's the best Civil War Joke I've read yet.

Written by Mountain Beaver on the PureOrange.net Message Board.

Hilarious.

Go Beavers!