7 days to go until Stanford, Bronze Fonz's 7 stories to check out

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Bronze Fonz Knows Everything, and you know the rest.      via graphics.jsonline.com

  1. Aaayyy, check out the Beavers' new Reser Stadium and BCS Bowl intro video, on the bottom left!
  2. Aaayyy, 'owsa 'bout that Cliff Kirkpatrick ? He's been a man all his life!  And continues to perform heavy lifting for BtD.
  3. Whoa!  The defense is naked under its clothes.  Or something.  Not sure how that phrase is supposed to work.
  4. Whoa! (Double thumbs up) check out the Rodgers'..Rodgerses?  Rodgers-i?  Uh, Check out James and Jacquizz!
  5. Yo!  Aaayyy!!  Do you have any idea what a dirty business you're gettin' into?   Check out what the Seattle Chapter of the Ron Mexico Kennel Club have to do to prepare for the chop-blocking ducks.
  6. Whoa, meeting in my office, right now.  Let's talk about Stanford!  Correctamundo!  They're lookin' good.
  7. Aaayyy, what's an HD?  I'm a throwback 50s character from an 80s television show made of bronze.  What's a HD Spread?  Why is Penn State using it instead of other better tasting spreads, like butter or mayonnaise?

 

 

And a video of it.

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