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Howzabout that Chad Ocho Cinco fellow?!?

A small tidbit in the Sunday Oregonian (8/17/08) had me snorting pancake crumbs all over the table...

Bengals' reciever (and former Oregon State standout) Chad Johnson has filed papers to legally change his name to Chad Ocho Cinco, after his number, 85.

Pure hilarity, quite a great way to dodge those onerous fines from The Commish. It's only a matter of time before the Portland Trailblazers' ballyhooed Spanish rook Rudy Fernández changes his name to "Rudy Rudy" (or better yet: "Rudy Rudy Rudy") to get his favored first name on the back of his jersey around NBA regulations.

Anyway, assuming that this bit on Chad Ocho Cinco's name change is legit and not tongue-in-cheek humor kiped from The Onion, do you think this name change is indicative that Chad Johnson is crazy like a fox or crazy as a loon?

Vote now:

 

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Is Chad "Ocho Cinco" Johnson crazy like a fox or crazy as a loon?
Crazy like a fox. Marketing genius...
36 votes
Crazy as a loon. Do they monogram straightjackets?
23 votes
Wait, what about his Johnson?
7 votes

66 votes | Poll has closed

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Sounds about right…..

by MIcDuck on Aug 17, 2008 3:54 PM PDT   0 recs

I've always loved Chad Johnson.

n/t

Your friendly neighborhood placekicker.

by butthol on Aug 18, 2008 5:07 PM PDT   0 recs

Hey, somebody hacked me for that third option...

Don’t do that to me, that makes me very crabby.

Supposed to read: CHAD JOHNSON WHO?

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"TominHawaii's real name is Hubert and he's a rancher in Burns."

by timbo on Aug 19, 2008 9:05 AM PDT   0 recs

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