STAY OUT OF OUR BRAINS
What the hell is this?!?! It's an out and out declaration of war. You better watch out or else we'll be out there taking Oregonians to go to our schools. We'll pack UC Davis with Oregonians so fast, you won't even know what hit you. Then, you'll be stuck with only the hipsters in Portland. And then who will be happy? Nobody! Except for skinny jean and grandpa glass vendors. They'll be cleaning up.
Look at this:
I came to visit and everything clicked" -- Katy
"I like OSU because it is far enough away from home that I feel independent, but close enough that if I get homesick, I don't have to spend an arm and a leg getting back!" -- Dominique
"The energy here is just palpable!" -- Dave
Look, I know a Dominique, I know a Katy, and I know a Dave. If I find out that these are those 3 people, there will be HELL to pay! Except for Dominique. She's hot. But Katy is ugly and Dave's a dude. Hell To Pay!
STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY STATE! And, ps, can we have a loan, we're gonna run out of money in February.
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there aren’t that many people in Oregon to pack UC Davis…
I don’t think we have to worry…the state of Oregon makes huge cuts in postsecondary academics in times of crisis…
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are not necessarily those of the California Golden Blogs or any of its authors. However, they are just as important as the opinions of any of the authors. And doubly so as compared to TwistNHook!
Um sir, you should be complaining to UO
Also known as UC-Eugene
We don’t take NEARLY the amount of Californians that they do
I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Twist is right about the $$ situation down here..
The Governator stopped me at the border when I was moving down and charged me for a “Relocation Tax,” whatever that is…
It's spelled E-l-P-a-s-o
haha! This is a rec’d FanPost!!!
The opinions expressed in a FanPost are not necessarily those of the California Golden Blogs or any of its authors. However, they are just as important as the opinions of any of the authors. And doubly so as compared to TwistNHook!
It takes like 7 recs up here. Down in slutty CGB, we’ll rec a post for like 3 recs. We dont care. We just love the thrill of the reccing!
Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.
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by TwistNHook on Dec 18, 2008 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec’d.
It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"
Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.
by JShufelt on Dec 19, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by The VD Special on Dec 19, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
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I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by The VD Special on Dec 19, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by The VD Special on Dec 19, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Hey! No self-rec’ing!
It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"
Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.
by JShufelt on Dec 19, 2008 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by The VD Special on Dec 19, 2008 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
We just want you to come and spend some money here, that’s all.
The worst part about ideas like this is that usually we get the worst California has to offer in terms of douche baggery and the end up staying for a few years (see: The Pearl District in Portland).
So a big sarcastic “thanks” for that.
I left my wallet in El Segundo.
Hella bro
I swear to God I’m going to bitch slap the next white Bay Area kid that I hear say hella. Or tryin’ to speak “thizzlamic” yadadadadadaamean?
I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by The VD Special on Dec 19, 2008 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
Damn. VD = Master of Blue Balls
It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"
Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.
You guys have no idea
ITS KILLIN’ ME!
I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
by The VD Special on Dec 19, 2008 4:59 PM PST up reply actions

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