STAY OUT OF OUR BRAINS

by TwistNHook on Dec 17, 2008 1:56 PM PST Comment 22 comments

What the hell is this?!?! It's an out and out declaration of war. You better watch out or else we'll be out there taking Oregonians to go to our schools. We'll pack UC Davis with Oregonians so fast, you won't even know what hit you. Then, you'll be stuck with only the hipsters in Portland. And then who will be happy? Nobody! Except for skinny jean and grandpa glass vendors. They'll be cleaning up.

Look at this:

I came to visit and everything clicked" -- Katy

"I like OSU because it is far enough away from home that I feel independent, but close enough that if I get homesick, I don't have to spend an arm and a leg getting back!" -- Dominique

"The energy here is just palpable!" -- Dave

Look, I know a Dominique, I know a Katy, and I know a Dave. If I find out that these are those 3 people, there will be HELL to pay! Except for Dominique. She's hot. But Katy is ugly and Dave's a dude. Hell To Pay!

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY STATE! And, ps, can we have a loan, we're gonna run out of money in February.

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there aren’t that many people in Oregon to pack UC Davis…

I don’t think we have to worry…the state of Oregon makes huge cuts in postsecondary academics in times of crisis…

The opinions expressed in a FanPost are not necessarily those of the California Golden Blogs or any of its authors. However, they are just as important as the opinions of any of the authors. And doubly so as compared to TwistNHook!

by carp on Dec 17, 2008 2:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Um sir, you should be complaining to UO

Also known as UC-Eugene

We don’t take NEARLY the amount of Californians that they do

I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by The VD Special on Dec 17, 2008 5:34 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Shhh!

It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"

Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.

by JShufelt on Dec 18, 2008 10:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

But where is their cheesy webpage promoting it?

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Dec 18, 2008 11:34 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Shh!

It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"

Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.

by JShufelt on Dec 18, 2008 12:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I rec’d it.

by carp on Dec 18, 2008 10:03 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Twist is right about the $$ situation down here..

The Governator stopped me at the border when I was moving down and charged me for a “Relocation Tax,” whatever that is…

It's spelled E-l-P-a-s-o

by sandiegobeav on Dec 18, 2008 12:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

haha! This is a rec’d FanPost!!!

by carp on Dec 18, 2008 2:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

It takes like 7 recs up here. Down in slutty CGB, we’ll rec a post for like 3 recs. We dont care. We just love the thrill of the reccing!

Please disregard the above ramblings as those of a clearly delusional fan.

www.CaliforniaGoldenBlogs.com

by TwistNHook on Dec 18, 2008 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs

Rec’d.

It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"

Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.

by JShufelt on Dec 19, 2008 10:21 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd

I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by The VD Special on Dec 19, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

bandwagon rec’d

--Dominic

Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die." - J. Brady McCullough, The Michigan Daily.

by dvieira on Dec 19, 2008 1:16 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Rec'd

I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by The VD Special on Dec 19, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd

I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by The VD Special on Dec 19, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Hey! No self-rec’ing!

It's spelled "S-H-U-C-F-A-D-O-D-N-C-S"

Please, ask me about CFADODNCS.

by JShufelt on Dec 19, 2008 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs

Rec'd

I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by The VD Special on Dec 19, 2008 2:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

We just want you to come and spend some money here, that’s all.

The worst part about ideas like this is that usually we get the worst California has to offer in terms of douche baggery and the end up staying for a few years (see: The Pearl District in Portland).

So a big sarcastic “thanks” for that.

I left my wallet in El Segundo.

by ArbyOSU on Dec 19, 2008 11:30 AM PST reply actions 0 recs