The strangest request ever
by JShufelt on Dec 1, 2008 10:18 PM PST
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PrintI need your best, and worst critism of Chip Kelly.
This is not some lame attempt to flame, cause flames, or get any fire related words to happen.
I've got several listed already, but I figured that of anyone that would be able to point out flaws (No matter how ridiculous, or fictitious they might be.), it would be you guys.
Plus, how often does a duck fan request that you make fun of his OC?
Think of it as a little early revenge if you want.
The only thing i ask is that everyone keeps it clean. (No flame troll pot stirring, or swearing)
No need to worry about facts. Actually, the further from the truth, the better!
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You're just trying to post this somewhere on the internet
And you want us to say bad things so other schools stay away.
BEAVER FANS! JSHUFELT IS A LIAR! SAY THE NICEST THINGS POSSIBLE ABOUT KELLY SO WE CAN GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF OREGON
I support Takimoto in his effort to support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
He runs the zone read way too much.
I don’t know why he does it. It’s not like it works very well.
I’m going to go curl up in a ball and cry, again.
Please? Pretty Please?
oh, and could you possibly trade us your defensive coordinator? i just don’t want to become like the washington schools…
Oh, I got one!
HAHAHAHA, oh this one kills me, I can harrrdydy type I’mm laughing so hard! Oh, this one is great! Hold on, need to wipe the tears from my eyes, can’t stop laughing!!!!
Okay, so I was thinking you know, what if a program like Syracuse decided to look at hiring old Chipper!?! OMG, no way! Do you see the humor in this? The funny part is why in the world would a team like Syracuse need someone to come in with a scheme that would be feared by the other teams in the conference? Why, oh why! I mean the guy’s scheme overcomes a mediocre defense side of things and can end up blowing out another team even though that team can score 38 points and run up 460 yards offense on you! Imagine what a team with a new and rebuilding defensive scheme could do like Syracuse! It doesn’t make sense!
I can read the headlines now! “Syracuse turns around dismal record and is bowl eligible!” But the other funny thing, oh my, hold on…the other thing is it probably will take a year or two to get those JC transfers going, a year or two, don’t you get it!
Okay, okay, okay, I need to calm myself, breathe in, breathe out. I’m good. So ANYWAY, a once proud program such as Syracuse would never want to make up for losing to teams like Akron and Northeastern, maybe even play a respectable game against the big names like Penn State, nah, never!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Don’t you get it!!!
Oh, I crack myself up.
P.S. And Chip doesn’t smile in his profile pictures! hahahahahahahahahahahahah
-RVM
You make me cry! :-(
Lalalalalalala
I can’t hear you!
Lalalalalalalala
It's spelled "S-h-u-n-b-o-w-l"
I saw that!
Thank you Shuzzam. Too bad Troy Nunes is an Absolute Magician is east coast Coug Center :(
Kicker.
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8 | 4 | 17 | 7 |
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8 | 4 | 16 | 8 |
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UCLA Bruins
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Washington St. Cougars
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