And you want us to say bad things so other schools stay away.

BEAVER FANS! JSHUFELT IS A LIAR! SAY THE NICEST THINGS POSSIBLE ABOUT KELLY SO WE CAN GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF OREGON

oh, and could you possibly trade us your defensive coordinator? i just don’t want to become like the washington schools…

HAHAHAHA, oh this one kills me, I can harrrdydy type I’mm laughing so hard! Oh, this one is great! Hold on, need to wipe the tears from my eyes, can’t stop laughing!!!!

Okay, so I was thinking you know, what if a program like Syracuse decided to look at hiring old Chipper!?! OMG, no way! Do you see the humor in this? The funny part is why in the world would a team like Syracuse need someone to come in with a scheme that would be feared by the other teams in the conference? Why, oh why! I mean the guy’s scheme overcomes a mediocre defense side of things and can end up blowing out another team even though that team can score 38 points and run up 460 yards offense on you! Imagine what a team with a new and rebuilding defensive scheme could do like Syracuse! It doesn’t make sense!

I can read the headlines now! “Syracuse turns around dismal record and is bowl eligible!” But the other funny thing, oh my, hold on…the other thing is it probably will take a year or two to get those JC transfers going, a year or two, don’t you get it!

Okay, okay, okay, I need to calm myself, breathe in, breathe out. I’m good. So ANYWAY, a once proud program such as Syracuse would never want to make up for losing to teams like Akron and Northeastern, maybe even play a respectable game against the big names like Penn State, nah, never!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Don’t you get it!!!

Oh, I crack myself up.

P.S. And Chip doesn’t smile in his profile pictures! hahahahahahahahahahahahah

When no one was looking, Chip Kelly took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That’s as many as four tens.
And that’s terrible.