Signs For Saturday

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 12:11 PM PST Comment 63 comments

Saturday: kind of a big deal.

If you're like me, then you like to make signs at the Civil War. They're fun, they're funny, they're a great way to meet people who don't like what you have to say.

Here's the signs that I made last year when the Civil War was in Autzen:

Tickets

To New Orleans?

I used that outside the stadium and met a lot of very unfriendly people that way.

Every

Season ducks

Plummet into

Nowhere

2007=no fluke

on the back: Complaints? Text me! 541-000-0000! I put a duck friend's real phone number--he got over 150 incredibly rude calls and texts from incredibly rude ducks fans

Dixon Your Mouth?

Bernard Down Your Throat!

Didn't play? Didn't matter! Howard Croom was shocked when I told him about that sign a few weeks ago.

Leave your sign suggestions for Saturday in BOLD.

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I'll start it off...

McCants in the pants-
Make me do the Rose Bowl Dance!

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 12:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Can anyone think of a good V-E-R-S-U-S sign?

Vaginal
Euphemisms
Rose Bowl Bound
something
uh
something

Needs a little help.

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 12:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Dickson their Tight End?

More like: Dickson their wide slot!

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 12:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Eight is...... GRRRREAT!!!!

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 12:23 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Ni-th
Feather-th
Boy-th
Tho Thmashing!

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 12:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

gay joke

classy.

::golf clap::

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Nov 26, 2008 12:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Why does an effeminate reference have to be a gay joke???????

Are you a Homophobe?

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 12:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

so it was a speech impediment joke instead then? my bad, i’m insensitive.

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Nov 26, 2008 12:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It was about developmentally disabled minorities from low income families who can’t talk good.

So yeah, you’re insensitive.

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 1:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

wouldnt that

make him a homophobeaphobe?

afraid that if he doesnt quickly make fun of a possible gay joke that he himself might be someone who makes fun of gays or is sympathetic to such causes?

by orangetyler on Nov 26, 2008 12:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

I dunno. I can’t guess what a homophobe says or does or thinks.

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 12:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

What about a holmoephobe?

Proud member of The Little Tedford Suburban Achievers

by Maharg on Nov 26, 2008 4:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

There’s an area where I have some expertise. I know what those guys think like, but I wish I didn’t.

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 4:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Very simple!

MR. Rogers Neighborhood

by Here come the men in black on Nov 26, 2008 12:53 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Or.....

BRING ON JOE PA …… again

by Here come the men in black on Nov 26, 2008 12:59 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

or.....

Which player will Bellotti thow under the bus this week?

by Here come the men in black on Nov 26, 2008 1:01 PM PST reply actions 2 recs

that’s a really good one.

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 1:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

or....

Screw gameday, Just send Erin Andrews!

by Here come the men in black on Nov 26, 2008 1:03 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

or.....

C’mon people, throw some ideas out there, I feel like I’m talkin to myself…….

“Roses smell better than Emeralds”

by Here come the men in black on Nov 26, 2008 1:08 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

got it

Vistors from
Eugene
Resemble
Stupid
Unattractive
Skanks

by orangetyler on Nov 26, 2008 1:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Bellotti's Wheel of Excuses!

So you have a wheel with an arrow that spins and points at different segments:

The better team didn’t win today!
Sticky turf!
The rain in Corvallis is different than the rain in Eugene!
We didn’t lose-we just ran out of time
You don’t know enough about football to ask me that
BCS is like malignant cancer

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 1:20 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

this is a GREAT idea…you could even use actual BULLLLLLLLLLLLOTI quotes! Awesome! I love this game!

by PLUBeaverBeliever on Nov 26, 2008 3:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Can’t Spell
“R__e Bowl Bo_nd”
Without O-S-U

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 1:21 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

on the back...

UO princesses on way to Vegas
to make princes out of Horned Frogs

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 26, 2008 2:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

how about

(Lawyers) The Ducks!

I know, too easy, but for Ryan?

by orangetyler on Nov 26, 2008 1:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

How about.....

Chip Kelly Kills Quarterbacks

by Here come the men in black on Nov 26, 2008 1:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

awesome

by xnickmx on Nov 26, 2008 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Alright time's up lez do this...

by qrsouther on Nov 27, 2008 11:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I was thinking about that the other day…it’s been a long time ~~-by duck standards~~- since any of their quarterbacks died.

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 27, 2008 11:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

How about?

HEY OREGON, WHATS A WIZZINATOR?

by Here come the men in black on Nov 26, 2008 2:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

that is AWESOME.

by PLUBeaverBeliever on Nov 26, 2008 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

We don't boo our QB when we are winning

Woof

by Charles Barkley McLovin on Nov 26, 2008 2:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Fake aflac trivia question....

AFLAC TRIVIA QUESTIONS:

Who currently is highest Duck QB on a NFL depth chart?

1. Dennis Dixon – 4th string at Pittsburg
2. Akili Smith- Released by Calgary Stampeders
3. Kellen Clemens- Backup QB for a 40 year old “gunslinger”
4. Joey (5 pick) Harrington- 3rd string at New Orleans (Mark Brunell is 2nd string)

See Masoli, you can be an underachiever too!

by Here come the men in black on Nov 26, 2008 2:52 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Dixon = 3rd string behind Roethlisberger and Leftwich

How’s Jonathan Smith doing? Oh wait…

Alright time's up lez do this...

by qrsouther on Nov 27, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

IDK about Smith

But I heard somewhere that Derek Anderson was a pro bowler last year….

Oregon State: where play action defense and healthy QBs thrive

by The VD Special on Nov 27, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Wow, he’s a two sport athlete? I’m impressed.

It's spelled "M-A-R-C-H-I-N-G-B-A-N-D."

I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.

by Takimoto on Nov 27, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs

And what is he now, VD?

Alright time's up lez do this...

by qrsouther on Nov 27, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

the starting QB for the Cleveland Browns

Oregon State: where play action defense and healthy QBs thrive

by The VD Special on Nov 27, 2008 12:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

As of 3 days ago, due to injury of Brady Quinn, correct?

Alright time's up lez do this...

by qrsouther on Nov 27, 2008 12:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Exactly :-)

Oregon State: where play action defense and healthy QBs thrive

by The VD Special on Nov 27, 2008 1:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Smith is the quarterback’s coach at Idaho, unfortunately all he had to work with was a Harrington brother.

Roses are Orange.

by CV3000 on Nov 27, 2008 11:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Signs

…what’s really funny about this is I just posted this over at Pure-Orange.net….I am going to make a few different sings…some favorites I have came up with are:

-Mike Bullllllotti is the Anti-Christ
-The Wait is OVER
-Phil Knight and U of O Use Unskilled Labor
-Roses are ORANGE This Year
-Welcome to ORANGE HELL

…just a few of my thoughts…can’t wait for this game!

out.

by PLUBeaverBeliever on Nov 26, 2008 3:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

BeaVers
       End
       Rose bowl
       Slumber -
    dUcks
   loSe

by xnickmx on Nov 26, 2008 3:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

UO Supports Child Labor

Oregon State: where play action defense and healthy QBs thrive

by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 5:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Our Coach Doesn't Cheat on his Wife

Oregon State: where play action defense and healthy QBs thrive

by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 5:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Our midget QB is better than YOUR midget QB

Oregon State: where play action defense and healthy QBs thrive

by The VD Special on Nov 26, 2008 5:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

How tall is Lyle?

I always thought he was like 6-1, 6-2.

Alright time's up lez do this...

by qrsouther on Nov 27, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

He's like 5'10

Oregon State: where play action defense and healthy QBs thrive

by The VD Special on Nov 27, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It's been one of his knocks

If you watch the Stanford and PSU games, you’ll notice a LOT of his throws getting knocked down at the line. He has gotten better though

Oregon State: where play action defense and healthy QBs thrive

by The VD Special on Nov 27, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Isn't most of our team undersized?

Then again, Mike Riley recruits for speed & athleticism which usually means you sacrifice size.

by mannyfresh1 on Nov 27, 2008 11:23 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I wouldn't say undersized

I would say smaller then USC/Florida/Ohio State/Texas

But I think we’re average with most schools

Oregon State: where play action defense and healthy QBs thrive

by The VD Special on Nov 27, 2008 11:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I would say you've had quite some undersized QBs and RBs

But that’s been a more and more becoming theme in college football. Not as much in the NFL, but it’s pretty inspiring, isn’t it?

Alright time's up lez do this...

by qrsouther on Nov 27, 2008 12:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Really?

And I also understand he’s somewhat overweight… verify or no?

Alright time's up lez do this...

by qrsouther on Nov 27, 2008 12:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Thicker, maybe

But I would definitely not say overweight. He’s just a big boy in general. When he first came to OSU, I remember meeting him, knowing he was a football player (not knowing what position) and being absolutely SHOCKED when I found out he was QB. I would have pegged him as a LB maybe even a thicker Safety, like Afalava

Oregon State: where play action defense and healthy QBs thrive

by The VD Special on Nov 27, 2008 12:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs