Reser Will Be ROCKING in 2 weeks.
In the 8th century, Charlemagne declared that 240 pennies should be minted from a pound of silver.
In the 21st century, CV3000 declared that you should stick a few pennies in a plastic bottle and shake it like a Polaroid picture so the ducks can't hear their own excuses. It was 112 decibels on the field during the USC game, but I think it can be even louder with a little old fashioned Beaver ingenuity.
All it would take is for 1-2 fraternities or sororities to get organized and make sure that there are several hundred of these in the student section. Get to work!
For just pennies a day, you can deafen a bear.
1) Insert pennies. 2) Shake Vigorously 3) Beat Cal
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These look like they could turn into scary projectiles should the refs decide to mishandle crucial calls as they did during the ASU fracas… do you really want public record of your suggestion here?
That being said, I still think it’s a good idea and it would be pretty cool if some kids got that going. It’ll be loud regardless.
Dear Pac-10 Conference:
I suggest that you eliminate all Pac-10 referees and assign officials from another conference to officiate all future conference games to prevent any ugliness.
Roses are Orange.
Completely reasonable request.
What’s with the PAC 10 this year? We’re “down” all over the place—from the QB crop to the refs.
How are the refs worse than in previous years?
I’m just sayin’, there isn’t a lot of room for regression.
So, basically, you gotta Go Bears!
True that
I haven’t seen refs this bad as rampant in other conferences. Pac-10 refs definitely don’t set the standard very high.
Beaver believer!
by mannyfresh1 on Nov 15, 2008 12:40 AM PST up reply actions
And interestingly, it seems to have spread to basketball.
The few Pac-10 basketball games I’ve seen as far have been terribly officiated.
Shufelt on my foot and I wanna touch it...
dave libby should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
I support Roger Kieschnick in his quest to becoming the best Kieschnick ever to play professional baseball.
Did anyone see the officiating in the Blazers game last night?
F*ck you Shufelt you're gonna spend the night... OUT-SIDE!
I was actually almost moved to tears for Rudy with that last "foul" on him
F*ck you Shufelt you're gonna spend the night... OUT-SIDE!
Do not leave seats unattended or you will be fined
I’m pretty sure these devices can also deter the Bears from coming into your camp and snagging your New York steaks.






































