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Reser Will Be ROCKING in 2 weeks.

In the 8th century, Charlemagne declared that 240 pennies should be minted from a pound of silver.

In the 21st century, CV3000 declared that you should stick a few pennies in a plastic bottle and shake it like a Polaroid picture so the ducks can't hear their own excuses.  It was 112 decibels on the field during the USC game, but I think it can be even louder with a little old fashioned Beaver ingenuity. 

All it would take is for 1-2 fraternities or sororities to get organized and make sure that there are several hundred of these in the student section.  Get to work!

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For just pennies a day, you can deafen a bear.

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1) Insert pennies.  2) Shake Vigorously 3) Beat Cal

 

 

 

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